I know. I don't write, I don't post, I don't rant on command, even when I should. I work 12 hours a day at three different jobs and I may or may not fob one of them off on some other schloob before I drop dead. Whatever. You think you revile me, just ask my family's opinion.
Maybe I'll come back. Hold your breath waiting. Machts nichts to me. In the meantime, drop some Purple Microdot and watch this: