Saturday, September 29, 2012

Not A Blog Holiday, To My Shame

Some of you will not know that this is my third marriage, and it is in fact charmed.

I am a lucky man in that I robbed the cradle. Ilse was not yet legal when this song--which is, as it happens, our song--was released. I hasten to add that she was legal, in every known jurisdiction, by the time I nailed her. She remains, so far as I know, legal.

So anyway, happy birthday and shit, honey.


BDR said...

Happy Birthdayness and love. Glad I kept the nine iron in the bag.

Jolene said...

Happy Birthday, Ilse!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

What an awesome birthday song! Good choice.

But if you don't have Mojo Nixon then your shop could use some fixin....

True story. When I was fucking around with the Mac Classic I bought Wife Sublime to pursue her MBA, I used SmoothTalker to recite the lyrics to this song in that robotic, halting voice. It was hilarious, which rapidly turned STUPENDOUSLY annoying.

So, I guess what I'm saying is get drunk and sing this song in funny voices all day. I dunno. I suck at advice.

Anonymous said...

thanks for sharing..

Anonymous said...

joy shared is magnified

sorrow shared is made easier to bear

may the creative forces of the universe be with us all