By the way, assrockets are the best sort of rockets to launch, in case you see all this as unkind or something.
Anyway, the topic was Tom Brady, aka Dreamboat, and I pitched a low-grade, non-foul hiss because BFF failed to pay sufficient attention to his Twitter feed to see that I had tweeted a joke that should go viral and make me a famous buttclown.
And then it occurred to me; BFF doesn't know how to embed a tweet. And so:
1. Find Tweet.
2. Click the three dots in the tweet. "Embed" will be one of the options. Choose it.
3. Copy the highlighted text--just like you would when you embed a video from YouTube.
4. Paste the copied text into your post (in HTML)
5. Eat violas:
Yes. Yes, I did just throw BFF under the bus for the sole purpose of repromoting my shitty Tweet. That. Just. Happened.FL to punish Tom Brady: Roger Goodell will claim droit du seigneur over Giselle. #DeflateGate— Landru (@landruajm) May 6, 2015