You Are My Minions: News Flash

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

News Flash

This just in: Patrick Fitzgerald is totally a three-dollar bill, according to the WaPo's Reliable Source. Well, that's not exactly how they put it, but you can read between the lines as well as I can. Just think about what a hunky couple he and the Chief Justice would make!

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Swami said...: At first I was confused to be reading about Charles & Camilla and Nancy Reagan, but then I paged down and found the Fitzgerald stuff. "Confirmed bachelor" has been Code since before Code was code - correct? As a couple I predict they would be seriously into bondage and heavy S&M.

On the other hand, since Charles is known to like older (and kinda wrinkly) women. Maybe he and Camilla and Nancy can get it on in a geriatric threesome kind of way.; 9:56 AM
Sasha said...: Chuck and Cammy will be across the street from me tomorrow. Gonna be tough to decide whether to bother to walk to the door or not.; 12:47 PM

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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

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