Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Only A Matter of Time

First on the scene in truth and civility, your correspondent and mine, Our Lady of the Concentration Camps managed to post this morning a really low-quality Photoshop superimposing the face of her apparently fraudulent hero, J-Mac (Invalidator of All Anti-War Sentiment!), over the famous 70s picture of Senator Kerry testifying against the war.

Sigh. Why do you make me keep doing this, Mrs. Malkin? I mean, I'm going to have to start autotexting this shit.

Fuck you, you lying, passive-aggressive, hypocritical, evil, propagandizing, fact-ignoring, racist, ping-pong-ball-queefing blogslut.

What, you want something that's not about Our Lady, but about the issue?

Sure, I'll give it to you. Comparing apparently lying scum like The Invalidator (who, it seems, didn't serve and just likes dressing up in military stuff) to a man who actually served, and won medals for his wounds (shut the fuck up--every lie anyone made up about Senator Kerry's war wounds has been roundly refuted) and for his service under fire (same--just shut the fuck up, liars), is as uncivil, untruthful, and Goebbelsriffic as it gets. The case makes itself, for anyone with a modicum of literacy and an IQ greater than that of wet cardboard.

And that? Was about as much civility as I could manage. Fuck off, Malkin, you cunt.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Actually, No. We don't want a civil commentary on the issues, thank you very much, that's why we have Ryan Seacrest. From you, we expect ranting, of the toppest notch and most flameorific flamability.

"Ping-pong ball-Queefing blogslut" almost makes the mark, but for the sad object -- blogslut? You can do better, and you know it. You writhe even as you read this, thinking, "if only I had taken another moment to come up with a more vituperative phrase; alas, once again I have failed my dedicated readers. Both of them!"

And yes, you do use semi-colons when you think. Shut the fuck up.

Kiss! Cya in Dixie!